What to do with your pubes?
Pubic Hair at a Nude Resort
I have this fascination with all things hair. It’s not like a fetish, but more of a curiosity. Hair means so much in our society. I could go on, but I’ll save that for another post. In this moment, I want to address pubic hair, specifically pubic hair at nude resorts. For reference, I have only been to two nude resorts (so far) – Secrets in Orlando, Florida, and Hedonism II in Negril, Jamaica. It is by far the standard to go all bare down there, front to back and side to side. That’s not to say that it is required or that everyone does it but is the choice of the majority.
The first woman I was ever “with” at Hedo had this cute little tuft of hair, like a long, curly landing strip. It wasn’t very wide, but it was long enough that you could make a tiny ponytail. I thought that was cool that she wasn’t sporting the norm. It gave her a unique look among the sea of bare vajayjays.
I had heard stories of a man that had been to Hedo. He was described as a petite in stature Asian man with a giant bush. In fact, it was said that you couldn’t even see his penis unless he was aroused. People went on to say that he was quite a friendly character that everyone enjoyed. My only concern for this delightful man, was that he was never described as getting a lot of action at a place where most people get a lot of action. I can’t say for sure if it was the bush, but I can speculate with some certainty that the bush didn’t help his chances.
Thus, it is quite traditional for ladies and gentlemen to bare it all. Whether one chooses to wax or shave is a personal decision, but here’s where I’m going to interject my opinion. Personally, I have no idea how a guy can shave his balls without injury, but that’s not something I’ve ever needed to know how to do. And maybe some guys are lucky and don’t have to put a blade against that very tender area. In this case, hairless balls are a superpower. I would think hot wax on the testes would be just as bad with all those nooks and crannies. But my overall opinion is that guys can get away with either – waxing or shaving. The reason I say this is that when you’re working with a guy’s penis, you are not likely to be rubbing your face against the hair follicles. In fact, you probably have a hand in between you and the hair follicles that buffer that space.
Alternatively, you can have half your face buried in a woman’s nether regions with no buffer at all. The issue then becomes the whiskers. Waxed whiskers, if there are any, tend to be softer than shaved whiskers. Shaved growth resembles something of a Brillo pad. And depending on how sensitive she is, you could be down there for quite a while.
On my first trip to Hedo, I went all out! My last night of the week, I went back to a couple’s room to join a foursome, three women and one man. One of the women was this lovely Jamaican woman that the couple had been hanging out with all week. My invitation to join this group was her fingering me in the hot tub. So, in turn, I went down on her during our foursome. At this point, I had only been with a few women, and I knew my oral skills were not quite there yet, but I tried, by golly, I tried. And I kept trying – tongue and fingers buried deep. Time passed. A lot of time passed until finally she said, “That’s good.” I could not and did not find her buttons. It was disappointing, but I was sure she would get pleasure from the other two participants in the room. The next day I packed up and headed home, but I had a bit of a souvenir from the previous night. My nose, which admittedly is larger than the average nose, was beat up. I looked like I had run into some coral nose-first while snorkeling. Or perhaps I had landed on my face diving for a ball in the tennis courts. Or maybe I dove into a pool and scraped the skin off my nose in the no diving area. It was not a pretty sight. The first thing my tween son said to me at pick-up was, “What happened to your nose?” I couldn’t tell him or anyone the truth – I had ardently tried to make a Jamaican woman cum, but rather, I answered, “Sunburn.”
And this is why I am pro-waxing for women and have a new appreciation and many apologies for any men that have visited my bristly bumps after a shave. It would have been better to leave a ponytail landing strip than create that Brillo pad runway and now I know.
