Fanny Rose Raves (and Rants)

It’s mid-life. I’m an empty nester. It’s time to get wild and crazy!

But my back hurts and I get tired at dark.

What’s a girl to do?

*Adult content included - the good stuff, not like taxes and shit.

Raving and Ranting Basics

So what are we doing here? Well, I’m blogging about the ups and downs and ins and outs of getting wild in your later years. You might be surfing for porn and got really excited when I said ups and downs and ins and outs. But this is not a porn page. It is a sexy page though, and perhaps a bit raunchy. Please enjoy my tales and tips for getting wild after you start to go gray on my Juicy Bits page.

Some Definitions

Basic

Fanny -

In the United States and Canada: the buttocks

In England and Australia: the front bum or a woman’s sexual organs

Intermediate

Rave - word origin: show signs of madness

  1. Speak or write about something with great enthusiasm

  2. A lively party involving dancing and drinking

  3. To speak in an uncontrolled way - often paired with rant

Advanced

Rant - word origin: behave boisterously

  1. Speak or shout at length in a wildly, impassioned way

  2. A tirade